Questionable “solo dancer” on the subway today. I wish I had the confidence to plunk down a massive amp and expect money to do something a few people told me I was good at once. I’d be all “Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Joanna and I make wise decisions.” And then I’d stand in the middle and play the soundtrack to “The Piano” loudly while I tell people about my last breakup and why it’s good to make soup from your farm share vegetables, and they’d all nod solemnly and give me dollars.
Posted on September 28, 2014